Day #16 of the power ranking push, crazy to think we’re already halfway done. Today’s power rankings are brought to you by Little Ceasers Pizza, morning coffee and the decent round of golf I played yesterday. People love to be passionate about the dumbest things. I love sports, my brother likes history and Midwest people love trucks. To me, it’s hilarious that people are passionate about trucks but if you’ve met the crazy truck people you know what I’m talking about.
This one Is for all the guys with the Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes peeing on a Chevy logo sticker on the back of their Ford truck. I am going to be the voice for the good and wholesome people of America. I walked with my guy Tyler $ and he helped me form a list of trucks that are all pretty similar to each other. I want to compare apples to apples not apples to oranges. Trucks in consideration are as follows, Chevy Silverado, Ford F1-50, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Nissan Titan, Ram Truck and Toyota Tundra. Let’s ride.
7. Toyota Tundra – If you’re going to get a Toyota truck you may as well be driving a Prius in my eyes. Nuff said here.
6. Honda Ridgeline – This truck looks unbelievably stupid. I would never let myself be caught driving one of these. The name is ridiculous too. Only reason it’s not last is because Toyota tried to make a truck.
5. Nissan Titan – A super badass name for a very average truck. You have to credit the guys at Nissan for bringing the heat with name. Once the high of a cool name wears off, you’re still left with an average truck that’s not American made.
4. Ram Truck – Apparently Ram trucks are no longer a Dodge thing and now exist as their own entity. The overall confusion that this has created on my end has caused the Ram trucks to fall. The trucks look cool enough and probably get the job done but the old “dodge the dad, ram the daughter” joke is dead now.
3. GMC Sierra – I’ve never heard someone talk shit about a Sierra but I also haven’t heard people praise the truck. To me it seems like the Sierra is still looking for a resume building win. The Sierra is the mini vans of the truck world. Change my mind.
2. Ford F1-50 – Now this is a truck that will get the people going. Fix or repair daily, am I right? The people that I know who drive Ford trucks seem to like them but the Ford family continues to run the Lions so that hurts the F1-50. If you’re going to drive a Ford go all in and get the F3-50.
1. Chevy Silverado – Best truck name on the list by far and the people who run Chevy don’t ruin Sundays during the fall for me. The Chevy Silverado’s look sweet while getting shit done. I would follow a guy driving a Silverado into war because he’s already towed all these other guys and their trucks. Bonus points for the Chevy thing in centerfield at Comerica Park.
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