*I don’t know if this video is staged or not but it’s so funny that we have to talk about it. If you believed in Santa as a kid, you can believe that this is an authentic reaction.
I’m a passionate sports fan. When my favorite teams lose in painful ways, I am distraught and I usually let it ruin my day. I will even lash out at those who are closest to me. Probably not the best move but we all cope in different ways. As an example, Friday night, I told my friends in a group chat that I was going to drive off the Mackinac Bridge because MSU squandered a 17 point lead and lost to Purdue. So I totally understand this guy's frustration.
HOWEVER, this is the most preposterous reaction to a loss that I have ever seen on the internet. This man is legitimately hurt, and I feel his pain. Starting the season 11-0 only to end up losing 5 of your last 6 games is brutal. But I’m still going to laugh at this man's expense, here’s a breakdown of my favorite moments of the video.
1. Braids and chinstrap facial hair: This guy told his barber that he wanted to look like Big Nate VanDyken (real ones know) and ended up looking like he only throws sliders out of the bullpen in the 8th inning. The braids are very reminiscent of the 90s. If that look is in, it would be news to me but I respect it.
2. Butt crack: Being the ass crack guy hasn’t really been an issue in my life but I’m going to guess this guy has been mooning people all his life. I spit out my coffee when he pulled the shirt up to reveal half of his ass.
3. Ladder: More on this later but before we jump to any conclusions of this being planted there as a prop, think about your own house. I bet there’s a random item there that doesn’t make sense to anyone else but the people who live in your house.
4. Hockey with subtitles on: Bro your house isn’t a sports bar, turn the subtitles off. And why are you watching hockey re-runs with them on? This isn’t me policing who can and can’t watch hockey, just legitimately curious as to why this is what’s on during your meltdown.
5. Ladder pt 2: Tired: using a ladder for its intended purpose, Wired: using a ladder to smash the TV as if it were a battering ram.
6. Shirt rip: Maybe the best meltdown rip I’ve ever seen. Usually people are so frustrated they mess up the rip and end up with a ruined shirt looking like a lunatic.
7. Yelling at the TV: I love that he yells at the now black TV as if he was addressing the entire Steelers organization. Please keep in mind the TV was previously playing hockey with subtitles on, he wasn’t looking at Mike Tomlin, Ben Roethlisberger even Baker Mayfield.
8. Final punch: Credit to this guy for knowing when to finish the job. Do not let this TV off the hook. This TV has caused a reprehensible amount of pain in his life and now must pay. It needed to happen.
I do think that everyone should be able to break one TV no questions asked. But I would love to see this guy today because there is now way that he’s feeling good about what he did last night.
Some good news for this guy, JuJu Smith-Schuster will have a lot of time to make new Tik Toks, Big Ben might retire and it looks like he’ll be able to go TV shopping and they make some sick TVs these days.
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