We are already at day #20 of the power ranking push and I’m loving every minute of this. Today’s blog is brought to you by another day of essential work and a plate of leftover lasagna. My apologies for the late publish time, my schedule was recently tweaked, and this has been an extremely minor inconvenience to my blogging. But I don’t make excuses, I just show up and blog.
Bears are cool animals when you think about it because they live all over the world and do a lot of cool things. That’s why I am going to power rank them today. I found a list bears online that seems to be extremely credible and they state that there are 8 major bear species of the world. Bears ranked will be North American Black Bear, Brown Bear, Polar Bear, Asiatic Black Bear, Andean Bear, Panda Bear, Sloth Bear, Sun Bear. Let’s ride.
8. Asiatic Bear – If I could pronounce this bear’s name, they might be higher in the rankings, but I can’t, so I hate the bear. I’m reading that some people call them “Moon Bears” which is way cooler. Goon on then for eating lots of meat but beyond that I could careless.
7. Sloth Bear – I'll say it, Sloth Bears are lame as hell. They just eat ants and termites and only come out at night. Sloth Bears don’t have to hibernate, so I think that they’re lacking traditional bear valor. Located in the areas of Bangladesh, I can affirm that having “sloth” within the name is a kiss of death for being cool.
6. Sun Bear – The name sun bear sounds like a cool bear but then when you read that it’s the smallest bear on the list and it loses all clout. Sun bears are another bear that lives in Asia and loves to eat bugs. However, Sun Bears do have the biggest canine teeth of all bears, so I’ll give them that. The yellow crescent that is on their chest is cool too.
5. Andean Bear – I was today years old when I found out that there are bears in south America. The Andean Bear only lives in the Andes Mountains and that’s good for them because mountain living is sick. Bad news though, Andean Bears are on the endangered species list, so please help protect these homies. Another cool fact about these bears is that they coexist with jaguars, says a lot about their bear-hood.
4. North American Black Bear – I have no issue calling the Black Bear a fraud. They’re basically just like the other bears on the list, but they have the live in North America. Black bears range all the way from Florida to upper Canada and in my opinion that’s a try hard move on their part. It’s tough to be a bear in North America when there’s better options on the board.
3. Panda Bear – Panda Bears are on the brink of being extinct which sucks for them and us because we disrespected the hell out of them. These big ass bears only really eat bamboo and their diets suck, so they have to a LOT of bamboo to survive. Credit to their evolution for adding an extra digit on their paws to help eat said bamboo. Despite what the Black bears day, the Panda bears are a member of the bear family. Please respect the Pandas.
2. Polar Bear – Polar Bears are savages because they basically just live on frozen water and kill seals and stuff. These guys get mega big and have some cool genetic features to help them survive. Global warming has kinda put them on the hot seat (sorry bears) but they appear in Coke commercial every year so that’s also cool.
1. Brown Bear – Hands down the most badass bear on the earth right now. I like to call Brown Bears “Grizzly Bears” but that’s just me. These bears can get huge as hell and live/dominate in North America, Russia, Europe and parts of Asia. Have you ever seen another bear catch a fish with their mouth? Didn't think so. If you ever see a pissed off Grizzly Bear in the woods, just go ahead and consider yourself dead. Shout out to Grizzly Wintergreen, Giovanni Delgado and Brother Bear, they all represent the Brown Bears well.
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