The Sharp Boas are back after what possibly could've been the worst statistical debut as a hypothetical smart gambler. However, if you faded the picks we made, you made a lot of money. Either way we're trying to help the people.
Records after day 1
Matty Fire & Ice: 0-3
Kole From hr: 0-3
Cbraz: 0-3
Papi's Parlay: 0-1
Unreal that nobody even sniffed a win, but we can only go up from here.
Let's ride.
Lock of the day - Presented by Kold Hard Reviews
Philadelphia Flyers -150 vs Montreal Canadians
"The Flyers have been stupid good in the bubble. Some are even calling them the Harlem Globetrotters of the ice. They will win game 1 of the series easy." - Matty Fire & Ice
Toronto Raptors -8 vs Philadelphia 76ers
"Toronto looks unstoppable and Philly looks horrible. Not to mention all of Philly’s injuries with 3 of the 5 starters questionable AND Ben Simmons out. If Toronto blows this then the league is rigged to keep the 76’ers in playoff contention" - Kole From hr
Minnesota Twins -140 vs Milwaukee Brewers
"The Twinkies have been a runs factory all year long and like to jump on opponent's starters early. The selling point for me is that Minnesota is starting ace Kenta Maeda against the struggling Eric Lauer with a 10 era." CBraz
Under Dawg of the day - Presented by O'Doul's
Arizona Coyotes +152 vs Colorado Avalanche
"I’m making this pick with the hope of Arizona wearing their sick throwback jerseys and the fact that they’re playing much better hockey since the restart. Plus their mascot is also technically a dog" - Matty Fire & Ice
Denver Nuggets +5 vs Los Angeles Clippers
"The Clippers have not looked amazing, and Denver is surging with the return of Jamal Murray. I expect a close game so I’ll take Denver with the points in this one." - Kole From hr
Chicago Cubs +1.5 vs Cleveland Indians
"I'm expecting a close game at the very least here. Two good pitchers in Hendricks and Carrasco so it should come down to bullpens, and Cleveland's relievers haven't looked good. Cubbies should be able to cover at the very least here, if not win outright." - CBraz
Over / Under pick of the day - Presented by Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker
Chicago Sky - Phoenix Mercury OVER @ 175.5
"This is my first time betting on a WNBA game but now seems like a good time to start. Both teams are decent which is why scores won’t get super high, I’ve talked myself into loving this pick." - Matty Fire & Ice
Toronto Raptors - Philadelphia 76ers UNDER @ 222.5
"Again the injuries will help the under and Toronto is a defensive force hitting the under in 4 of their last 5 (possibly a made up stat)." - Kole From hr
Carolina Hurricanes - Boston Bruins UNDER @ 5.5
"A postponed late morning playoff game? Should be a snoozefest with the players half asleep, hoping that the goalies aren't included in that group." - CBraz
Papi's Parlay featuring the Sharp Boas - Presented by Blockbuster
Washington Capitals ML vs New York Islanders - Matty Fire & Ice
“As long as Alexander Ovechkin is in uniform, I love the Caps during the playoffs. No brainer pick for me.”
Houston Rockets ML vs Indianapolis Pacers - Kole From hr
“TJ Warren is out tonight and James Harden is back after an EMBARRASSING Houston loss to San Antonio yesterday. Harden will go for 40+ and Houston wins handedly. (if you can parlay Harden over on points, Houston ML, and the over, you should)”
Philadelphia Phillies ML vs Baltimore Orioles - CBraz
“After putting on a performance that is quite frankly an embarrassment to the integrity of the sport last night, the Phillies are almost required to come out and redeem themselves tonight against a brutal Orioles team. Almost made them my lock but couldn't bring myself to do it on account of their abysmal loss yesterday.”
Best of hypothetical luck you degenerates.
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