Good afternoon. The sun is shining, birds are chirping and there are lots of sports to be played today.
While the rest of the world is in shambles, the major sporting leagues are pushing forward with games so it's only right that 616 Sports delivers a new form of content that nobody asked for. Therefore, the Sharp Boas will give hypothetical picks for daily slates or until COVID-19 takes them away again.
To start, who are the Sharp Boas and why is their name spelled so weird? Both are fair questions. The Sharp Boas are three friends who are all hypothetically in a group chat that discuss and suggest picks until a mutual agreement is made to go in on said bets as a team. Again this is all hypothetically.
Sharp Boas include, Matty Fire & Ice, Kole From hr and C Braz. (See Sharp Boas below)
The name Sharp Boas originates from a terrible auto correct made by Kole's iPhone at a time to great hypothetical success. To this day we still have no clue what Kole was trying to type. But the name has stuck with us. I think you would pronounce the Boas part like the giant snake but also make it sound like you're saying boys.
To answer another question, what kind of picks are will we be providing for hypothetical bets? It will be kept pretty simple.
Lock of the day
Under dawg of the day
Over / Under pick of the day
Bonus daily Parlay with a different leg submitted by each Sharp Boa
Each Sharp Boa will provide some context or at the very least provide an explanation to the picks. Additionally each category will have varying sponsor
Let's ride.
Lock of the day - Presented by Kold Hard Reviews
Detroit Tigers ML
"The Detroit Tigers are HOT hot. White Sox lineup is banged up and Gio Gonzalez is old and washed up. Plus how can you not love Tyler Alexander on the mound tonight?" - Matty Fire & Ice
Washington Nationals -1.5
"Pissed off Max Scherzer on the mound against a washed up Rick Porcello and bum Mets team. Easy pick." - C Braz
Portland Trailblazers -3.5
"Don't bet against Dolla Dame." Kole From hr
Under Dawg of the day - Presented by Diet Pepsi
Miami Marlins ML
"The Marlins are COVID free and are in first place in the NL East. Since they have a team of misfits, they should all be comfortable playing in Toronto's Triple-A affiliate's ballpark." - Matty Fire & Ice
Houston Pockets ML
"Westbrook is underestimated. Back from 2 game rest he will dominate." - Kole From hr
Oakland Athletics +1.5
"A's are a very good team against a very hit or miss Angels team, hard to believe they're even dogs." - C Braz
Over / Under pick of the day - Presented by Waffle Hose
Chicago Blackhawks - Las Vegas Golden Knights OVER @ 6.5
"This game is the NHL equivalent to a Boisie State vs Hawaii game during the College football season. Very late start equals lots of pucks in the net." - Matty Fire & Ice
Brooklyn Nets - Orlando Magic OVER @ 222.5
"Both teams are hot and can score a lot quick plus that's really low." - Kole From hr
Colorado Rockies - Arizona Diamondbacks UNDER @ 11.5
" Under has hit every start for the Rockies starter, 11 runs is a LOT for a baseball game." - C Braz
Papi's Parlay featuring the Sharp Boas - Presented bu Buckle
Los Angeles Dodgers ML - Matty Fire & Ice
Phoenix Suns ML - Kole From hr
Nationals ML - C Braz
Each Sharp Boas records will be tracked but these are all guaranteed winners and if they lose it's the teams fault. This is us wishing you all of the best hypothetical luck.
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