21st B- day -
21 years wow I’m mother fuckin old man. Yeah whatever it doesn’t make me any better than anybody but I can by all the beer in world now and hangout with ur grandpas late night when ur non horizontal ID cant get u in the back 40
I don’t need any presents just know that on November 14th if u see me I can drink legally but never drive and my BAC might be higher than ur GPA. Let’s hope I’m alive for thanksgiving dinner because I love mashed potatoes.
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